Evil Plans....
To the people who decided to do a Village on Misti's house last night (glances meaningfully at two not-so-innocent-looking males...and perhaps one innocent-looking female), I must concede...that was pretty funny. Sick on many levels, demented, but funny nonetheless. I wish I had the creativity and the mind power to pull something like that off.
Meanwhile, while these folks whom shall remain nameless were carrying out their evil plan, I was at my parent's house, asleep after a long day of moving. Today, I went to the homeless ministry fot the first time in many months. Whilst we were walking down the street, a lady beckoned a group of us over. She told us that her daughter (who was there with her) had been in foster care for three years, and now she was getting supervised overnight visits. She wanted us to pray that she could get her daughter back. She knew we would, she said, because we were a church group. Cool things happen at this ministry. I had forgotten (in my six-month hiatus) how it was to help people out who are in need.
Afterwords, we ate, then I went over to the old house to meet with the landlord. Then I went swimming with a bunch of people. It was a lot of fun. Misti wanted me to go on the water slide, which scared the ever-loving fire out of me because I hate water slides that put nothing between the water and my rear end. Well, I did it, and I must admit...it was pretty cool. Even though I came up almost choking to death afterwords.
Well, I had to travel with my bicycle in my backseat, since I left it at the house by accident. When I got home, I had to yank that thing out. Big surprise--it got stuck. I was about to tear that bike apart just to get it out of my car. (Mental process: bike...or vehicle? Hmmmmmm....) Then the Captain Obvious solution came to my head: why not move the seat forward? So I did...and it popped right out. Hmmm. My brain power amazes even me. Except NOT.
Meanwhile, while these folks whom shall remain nameless were carrying out their evil plan, I was at my parent's house, asleep after a long day of moving. Today, I went to the homeless ministry fot the first time in many months. Whilst we were walking down the street, a lady beckoned a group of us over. She told us that her daughter (who was there with her) had been in foster care for three years, and now she was getting supervised overnight visits. She wanted us to pray that she could get her daughter back. She knew we would, she said, because we were a church group. Cool things happen at this ministry. I had forgotten (in my six-month hiatus) how it was to help people out who are in need.
Afterwords, we ate, then I went over to the old house to meet with the landlord. Then I went swimming with a bunch of people. It was a lot of fun. Misti wanted me to go on the water slide, which scared the ever-loving fire out of me because I hate water slides that put nothing between the water and my rear end. Well, I did it, and I must admit...it was pretty cool. Even though I came up almost choking to death afterwords.
Well, I had to travel with my bicycle in my backseat, since I left it at the house by accident. When I got home, I had to yank that thing out. Big surprise--it got stuck. I was about to tear that bike apart just to get it out of my car. (Mental process: bike...or vehicle? Hmmmmmm....) Then the Captain Obvious solution came to my head: why not move the seat forward? So I did...and it popped right out. Hmmm. My brain power amazes even me. Except NOT.